Molly's Massive Dump!

Molly saw me putting on my shoes. She begged to go with me but I couldn't take her to mom and dad's home. They have two cats now and Molly would have too much fun chasing them! I managed to squeeze out the door leaving her behind while feeling extremenly guilty. I wasn't going to be gone long, just an hour! She sat in the window watching me back out of the driveway.

I was gone about an hour and ten minutes. Christopher came flying out of the house, rushed up to my car window and the words I really didn't want to hear! "Molly dumped!" "It smells!" We never fuss at Molly when she dumps or pees in the house, she just doesn't do it that often, but when she does it usually is bad but not very bad!

Today I knew it was very bad! Jonathan was flying out the door too while Christopher is still talking. I failed to hear Christopher say she dumped on the couch! Jonathan proceeds to repeat what Christopher has said and then I hear, "It's bad, it's ALL across the couch!"

I dreaded going in the house but I had no choice, then daddy pulls up before I have had a chance to go inside and Jonathan repeats the info. We walk inside to be hit by the strong, pungent, smell of Molly's Massive Dump! It was a site to behold! She gifted me with a huge turd followed by several smaller marble sized pieces only to then drag her butt completely across the entire couch leaving behind deformed wet lumps of squishy-squashy poo!

I have to say I was impressed with the amount of pooh she left for me. I must have really ticked her off! She placed on first mound of poo right where I sit, how funny!
It was easy to clean up the dry lumps but that wet stuff fell apart at the mere slightest touch! It was difficult to clean.

I soon realized Molly was nowhere to be found! I searched and found her at the top of the stairs hiding! I picked her up hugged and kissed, took her to the kitchen for a special treat,and sat her down while I cleaned the toxic sight!

Next time I will take her with me!!!!!!!!!